(Skip this mess, I just wanna see an episodic menu.) (Skip even more and show me the recent updates.)
Disclaimer: In case you don't know me, (to wit: if you got here from the link on Lee Goldberg's Martial Law page and not because you read my main page) you're about to get the crash course. My sense of humor is seriously bent. Just read the annotated index or recent updates for a quick idea. Some of my humor is libelous, some is disturbing, some is parody (often of the fanboy mentality), and some is truth that just happens to be funny. In the end, all of my most disturbing (and illegal...) commentaries are false. Or the truth twisted so badly that it is as good as a lie. I'm actually somewhat normal. Also: What's left after the lies are gone is opinion. If you're offended, you're offended. Not my fault, as I'm not forcing you to read: your curiosity is your own downfall.
Well, with the unpleasantries out of the way, let's get on to....
The Framed Version: Which doesn't work well unless you're on the super-private banner-ad free version of my site.
The Index: You're reading it.
The Annotated Index: Like my surreal item headings but hate the actual items? The headings are all here, freed of their text by my m4D QB4s1c pR0gR4mm1ng 5kil1z.
Sitemap V1.1: The Martial Law section of my sitemap.
The Original Page: Organized chronologically, and no longer updated. All future updates can be found on:
Chronicles, Litanies, and Fanboy Obsessions: Martial Law miscellany only obliquely related to the show proper. Its three (or so) subpages are...
Recent Updates: I'll let you puzzle this one out yourself.
The Egolf Chronicles: A trip through the mind of an atypical Gretchen Egolf fan.
The (Previous) Egolf Chronicles: A slightly older trip through the mind of a slightly younger Gretchen Egolf fan.
Len's Lack-of-Sleep Litanies: Television and dream-sequence cameos by the Martial Law stars. And some general whining.
The Previous Litanies: Some more general whining, this time with a hint of decrepitude for flavor. (These are the older rants.)
..."Litanies" also features several one-off sub-rants, namely...
The Progenitor Rant: The "Sammo Blammo" rant that spawned this whole mess.
Midseries Metamorphosis: The rather wordy rant about the between-season changes.
Or, you could read the actual episodic rants. All 44+ of them. If so, you have far too much time on your hands. Keep scrolling downward to see the fantastic episodic nonstandardic HTMLic table-ic.
01: Shanghai Express
02: Diamond Fever
03: Dead Ringers
04: Funny Money
05: Cop Out
06: Extreme Measures
10: Bad Seed
12: Painted Faces
16: Captive Hearts
18: Big Trouble
19: Nitro Man
20: Red Storm
01: Sammo Blammo
04: 24 Hours
06: My Man Sammo
08: Call of the Wild
09: Blue Flu
10: Sammo Claus
11: No Quarter
12: Scorpio Rising
13: No Fare
20: In the Dark
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