(Skip this mess, I just wanna see an episodic menu.) (Skip even more and show me the recent updates.)
Disclaimer: In case you don't know me, (to wit: if you got here from the link on Lee Goldberg's Martial Law page and not because you read my main page) you're about to get the crash course. My sense of humor is seriously bent. Just read the annotated index or recent updates for a quick idea. Some of my humor is libelous, some is disturbing, some is parody (often of the fanboy mentality), and some is truth that just happens to be funny. In the end, all of my most disturbing (and illegal...) commentaries are false. Or the truth twisted so badly that it is as good as a lie. I'm actually somewhat normal. Also: What's left after the lies are gone is opinion. If you're offended, you're offended. Not my fault, as I'm not forcing you to read: your curiosity is your own downfall.
Well, with the unpleasantries out of the way, let's get on to....
The Framed Version: Which doesn't work well unless you're on the super-private banner-ad free version of my site.
The Index: You're reading it.
The Annotated Index: Like my surreal item headings but hate the actual items? The headings are all here, freed of their text by my m4D QB4s1c pR0gR4mm1ng 5kil1z.
Sitemap V1.1: The Martial Law section of my sitemap.
The Original Page: Organized chronologically, and no longer updated. All future updates can be found on:
Chronicles, Litanies, and Fanboy Obsessions: Martial Law miscellany only obliquely related to the show proper. Its three (or so) subpages are...
Recent Updates: I'll let you puzzle this one out yourself.
The Egolf Chronicles: A trip through the mind of an atypical Gretchen Egolf fan.
The (Previous) Egolf Chronicles: A slightly older trip through the mind of a slightly younger Gretchen Egolf fan.
Len's Lack-of-Sleep Litanies: Television and dream-sequence cameos by the Martial Law stars. And some general whining.
The Previous Litanies: Some more general whining, this time with a hint of decrepitude for flavor. (These are the older rants.)
..."Litanies" also features several one-off sub-rants, namely...
The Progenitor Rant: The "Sammo Blammo" rant that spawned this whole mess.
Midseries Metamorphosis: The rather wordy rant about the between-season changes.
Or, you could read the actual episodic rants. All 44+ of them. If so, you have far too much time on your hands. Keep scrolling downward to see the fantastic episodic nonstandardic HTMLic table-ic.
Season One: The Beginning01: Shanghai Express 02: Diamond Fever 03: Dead Ringers 04: Funny Money 05: Cop Out 06: Extreme Measures 07: Trackdown 08: Takeout 09: How Sammo Got His Groove Back 10: Bad Seed 11: Lock-Up
12: Painted Faces 13: Substitutes 14: Wildlife 15: Breakout 16: Captive Hearts 17: Trifecta 18: Big Trouble 19: Nitro Man 20: Red Storm Season One: The End |
Season Two: The Beginning01: Sammo Blammo 04: 24 Hours 06: My Man Sammo 08: Call of the Wild 09: Blue Flu 10: Sammo Claus 11: No Quarter
12: Scorpio Rising 13: No Fare 15: Deathfist 5: Major Crimes Unit 17: Freefall 19: Heartless 20: In the Dark Season Two: The End |
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