Well, several of youse very nice peoples have been sending me Gretchen Egolf images you think I'm missing from my collection. I really appreciate it, though I do think - to save you the trouble of piping 200K of JPG through your lines for nothing - I'll list the images I have, just so you can see if I already have it before sending. Some of you are on pay connections, after all, and that can't be helping the phone bill any.
(No links to any images, sadly, since I don't know how well my webspace will hold against that sort of thing. However, I may cave in to a request or two. Especially if there's something not on this list that you happen to have.:)
Items alternate between light blue and cyan so they can be clearly differentiated. Thumbnails, simple resizings, branded versions I have more pristine copies of, and things smaller than about 100x100 aren't listed unless they were handy. Also not listed are things where Gretchen is "third pixel from the right", like 04.jpg, a shot of the Vineyard theater that has a broadsheet review of More Lies About Jerzy which features a very pixelized picture that matches lies.jpg below.
Another unlisted item is the thumbnail (all I could get) of a banner-shaped image with a picture of Gretchen as Vanessa Whitaker and text that - as far as I can tell - reads "Intergalactic Bad Bunny". It deserves a mention, at least.:)
My own Roswell captures/image edits/PDF captures aren't listed here, of course. Since there's about 500 of them.
Martial Law:
(Pixels and Mortar.)
I call these shots the "Pixels and Mortar" shots because they were all done at the same time, somewhere where there's a brick façade. I've seen three in the series, the two below (yeartwocast.jpg, spoile5.jpg) and one of Sammo Hung and Arsenio Hall peering around a corner. I've also modified alphabetical order for this list, since half of the images are obviously "children" of a color version of yeartwocast.jpg!
FILENAME | SIZE | DESCRIPTION yeartwocast.jpg | 732x924 | The four season two regulars. Thankee to Lee Goldberg for keeping image archives. Just wish it coulda been color.:) 3_4_10c_41791.jpg | 160x213 | Like yeartwocast.jpg, but smaller and in color. Dusty brown color that makes all four of the actors look almost the same race, but color nonetheless.... 346.jpg | 150x192 | Like yeartwocast.jpg but much smaller and all shading leaning dangerously near to "cranberry red". egolf6.jpg | 200x253 | Monochrome, zoomed part of yeartwocast.jpg - specifically, Gretchen's head and shoulders. mar1.JPG | 400x247 | Color, top half of yeartwocast.jpg with Chinese writing on it. Color is okay, but brightness is whacked out. spoile5.jpg | 196x261 | Gretchen standing against a brick (and metal?) wall. Head and blouse collar visible. gegolf.jpg | 158x171 | Same as spoile5.jpg, but lower-res and encompassing all of Gretchen's shoulders. flicshanghai03.jpg | 250x290 | Take 3_4_10c_41791.jpg and make it monochrome. Then make it dusty brown again. 20010926144729 | 230x270 | Yet another of yeartwocast.jpg's _MartialLaw_mid.jpg brethren. Color.Martial Law:
FILENAME | SIZE | DESCRIPTION MLCAST.jpg | 225x337 | A different cast shot, amazingly. mlch07.jpg | 250x184 | The much-maligned opening credit shot. SAMMO_MINA_GRETCHEN.jpg | 596x348 | Also listed in Misc., below.MLCAST.JPG is an interesting one. I think the one on Lee Goldberg's site is the original. Someone else made one that was less blurry, likely through a sharpening filter in a PC image editing program. It looks almost like someone saw fit to whack it with a laplacian effect, which I distinctly remember adds 10 years to a woman's looks if used improperly. (I've whacked things with a laplacian in the past. Sounds kinky.)
More Lies About Jerzy:
FILENAME | SIZE | DESCRIPTION 010210b_jerzy1.jpg | 304x200 | Monochrome. 02.jpg | 303x200 | See footnote below. 1221a.jpg | 200x150 | There's a smaller, brighter version version called 11378270p1.jpg. jerzy_two.jpg | 506x179 | First two images together. Color. lies.jpg | 300x199 | See footnote below. morelies.jpg | 343x221 | Larger, cropped version of 010210b_jerzy1.jpgFootnote: 03.jpg has three names on the Internet: 03.jpg, lies.jpg, and jerzy2.jpg - they're all the same, down to a binary match. On the other hand, jerzy1.jpg and 02.jpg look the same, but are not a binary match. Make sense?:)
Nicolas:
FILENAME | SIZE | DESCRIPTION 24PEditNicolas_02_Big.jpg | 960x540 24PEditNicolas_05_Big.jpg | 960x540 BeatuifulGretchen.JPG | 709x373 | Their typo, not mine.:) (Though I agree with the sentiment.:) GretchenFire.JPG | 717x377 | You got a thing for a woman lit by firelight? GretchenJasonToast.JPG | 718x369 MarcusBadAss.JPG | 720x369 | You got a thing for the... MarcusGretchen.JPG | 717x365 Marcusintense.JPG | 718x369 | ... back of a woman's head?:) nicholas1.jpg | 150x085 nicolas2.jpg | 225x108 | A smaller Marcusintense.JPG.Roswell:
FILENAME | SIZE | DESCRIPTION 2ADA01-06.jpg | 320x240 2ADA03-09.jpg | 352x240 2ADA03-10.jpg | 352x240 2ADA03-11.jpg | 352x240 2ada01_14.jpg | 376x282 2ada01_15.jpg | 376x282 2ada01_44.jpg | 376x282 2ada01_52.jpg | 376x282 2ada01_53.jpg | 376x282 2ada01_54.jpg | 376x282 2ada01_55.jpg | 376x282 2ada01_63.jpg | 376x282 2ada01_77.jpg | 376x282 2ada01_82.jpg | 376x282 egolf2.jpg | 200x187 gretchen01.jpg | 498x412 gretchen02.jpg | 498x412 > There's a few images here that I gretchen03.jpg | 498x412 > like so much that I can almost feel... gretchen04.jpg | 498x412 gretchen05.jpg | 498x412 gretchen06.jpg | 498x412 gretchen07.jpg | 498x412 gretchen08.jpg | 498x412 gretchen09.jpg | 498x412 gretchen10.jpg | 498x412 gretchen11.jpg | 498x412 > ... my endorphin levels skyrocketing. gretchen12.jpg | 498x412 > Experimenting with drugs and women, gretchen13.jpg | 498x412 > legally. :) gretchen14.jpg | 350x438 | This one looks a bit off. Unlike a screencap, for some reason.* img578.gif | 158x119 P2ADA01-36.jpg | 352x240 P2ADA06-02.jpg | 352x240 ros201g.jpg | 640x480 | Originally ROS201_028.BMP, or ros201b.jpg something. It has two names for what Or something. seemed to be a good reason at the time. Gamma correction, or something. whitaker1.jpg | 498x412 | Binary match for gretchen07.jpg whitaker2.jpg | 498x412 | Binary match for gretchen10.jpg whitaker3.jpg | 498x412 | Binary match for gretchen03.jpg whittaker.jpg | 305x309 | What do you know, someone else who uses high gamma.:) Not the most flattering shot, though.* Update, January 24, 2002 AD: I just figured it out. Not only does the scowl do nothing for her looks, the shot was taken at a different time. For one thing, it's mirrored to make it match the scene in Roswell it's patterned after: It looks like her blouse closes like a man's shirt does and her hair is parted on the wrong side. If you mirror it back to normal, though, she's holding the electrical wire in the wrong hand and facing the wrong direction,
But that doesn't explain why the mirrored shot gives me the giggles. (Maybe because I can't help but think she looks cock-eyed.)
Misc:
FILENAME | SIZE | DESCRIPTION 16_MPhillipsGEgolf.jpg | 318x300 | Also listed below. Egolf.GIF | 244x338 | Headshot. egolf.jpg | 300x432 | Other headshot. gretchennew.jpg | 255x327 | A smaller version of the other headshot. Higher gamma, but slightly larger photographing area (not cropped as much). Where do these people get these things? egolf3.jpg | 200x284 | JPG of egolf.gif egolf.jpg | 234x330 | Other JPG of egolf.gif jackie.jpg | 156x239 | Autographed Jackie: An American Life Playbill jackie.jpg | 267x423 | Different (and better quality) autographed Jackie: An American Life Playbill ringsteps.jpg | 322x254 | Ring Round the Moon (Newspaper photo?) SAMMO_MINA_GRETCHEN.jpg | 596x348 | Well, it's not an ML PR shot!:) HighDef_Sep-Oct_2000L.pdf | | Not an image, but it has some in it. Needs Acrobat 4.x.Presumed relations:
FILENAME | SIZE | DESCRIPTION 16_MPhillipsGEgolf.jpg | 318x300 | Gretchen and Mason Phillips. 20_tristan_E.jpg | 150x225 | Tristan Egolf. carneross.gif | 250x176 | Mason Phillips with the cast and author of The Fox. egolf.jpg | 200x127 | Tristan Egolf. egolf2.jpg | 438x250 | A heavily-edited Tristan Egolf. egolf-intro.jpg | 173x180 | Cropped shot of egolf2.jpg. egolf_t.gif | 085x101 | Tristan Egolf. fox2.jpg | 099x133 | Mason Phillips and someone else from The Fox. Why's Mason always so lo-res in these shots? paulas_picture.jpg | 263x389 | Paula Egolf. tristan1sh.jpg | 130x143 | Tristan Egolf. tristan2sh.jpg | 293x379 | Tristan Egolf being a bit of a ham.:)Misc. misc:
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