The Realm of The Archon - Formica's Lair Shalka! Good day, visitor. I see that you are curious. A good trait, unless you happen to be the proverbial cat. I am The Archon, and this corner of my realm is the public file storage depot for Formica Archonis, a subsurface-dweller who is admirably protrayed by the Shalka on the left (large pic, small pic). Whether he exists or just happens to be another aspect of myself is something neither of us is willing to answer.

Still, I suppose your curiosity should be rewarded with... umm... something. Slightly moldy Teen Titans fanfic? Must nag Formica into punching that up and uploading it. Certainly, a Cyborg/Raven song-and-dance number is something the world really needs to see, no?

A file index is provided below for your entertainment. Incidentally, some of the stuff here is rather lewd. You've been warned.

Enjoy, and do wipe your feet before leaving. We don't need you tracking our quality dirt all over the Internet.


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