Hey, everyone. I'm Formica Archonis, and I've been writing. Be very afraid. Below you'll find a few parodies I did of those odd German My Little Pony comics. Art is kept the same, but the dialogue has been altered. Well, 'horribly horribly abused' would perhaps be more accurate.
I'd like to take a moment to thank the original scanners and translators for providing the work I've ripped off and mocked. Also the original writers and... artists. Please don't feel victimized; I'm not done with you yet.
WARNING: Adult themes shall be mentioned. Because you're obviously in that 6 year old girl demographic, right?
Found herein on this lazy tarted-up directory listing:
MyLittleParody-Cookies: Flower extract that makes you act weird. Between this and the one about burning plants to make you relax I'm sure the writers are on something to get them through writing these.
MyLittleParody-Decision: A party girl like Celestia needs a bodyguard. So like Prince Cadmus she gets a bunch of pastel ponies to duke it out amongst themselves for supremacy. That's just what monarchs do.
MyLittleParody-Far: Dragon anatomy lessons and getting naked for drugs. One of these is present in the original comic.
MyLittleParody-Mission: Sweet Celestia, why did the artist hate poor Pinkie Pie so much? She doesn't deserve it!
MyLittleParody-Rufus: Rarity fears Sweetie Belle is hanging out with the wrong crowd, and intends to correct it through dressmaking. Or maybe murder. Whatever works. Meanwhile, Fluttershy staves off a mental breakdown by staring at the sky. (The first one I did. Some nice comments on Equestra Daily are the only reason I did more. So blame them.)
MyLittleParody-Search: Twilight disrupts all of Equestria because she never thought to LoJack her dragon. Fluttershy continues to stare at the sky.
MyLittleParody-Slip: Okay, this one's just WEIRD. I blame the way they draw Rarity's eyes. Seriously, the entire last page is because of how they draw Rarity's eyes in that one panel. You'll know it when you see it.
MyLittleParody-Pause: Rainbow Dash betrays the balance of the world and starts acting girly. A great price must be paid.
August 25, 2012 AD:
MyLittleParody-Star: The dangers of using magic from a guy with "the Mad" in his name, and plenty of random violence. Possibly involving whips.
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